marzy:

to Sara: (970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said “pretend i’m your pet dinosaur” so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

i have felt this way before haha: (509): Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.

Jordan has never done anything close to this: (313): Don’t look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
(313): Don’t look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver

said it: (561): We’re facebook friends in real life