new phone.

wearenowhereanditsnow:

in order to purge my old phone of all the great texts it received i decided to post its greatest hits of inbox messages.

elise: he chugged 11 of those milk things today.  and then people were punching him to make him puke.

andy: do you like my sex?

sara: what happened last night? i think i threw up?

david: you’re like a genie.  you drunkdialed me last night.  you said you like rappers and making love in the club.

bex: i hud co brint kpmten to tkgbds. i beeee latur. z.