a typical 2:30 conversation.

• marsella: excuse me miss. i saw you from across the room. and i was wondering...will you go home with me?
• me: yes to costumes, no to props.
• marssella: agreed.
• me: there is one thing i must admit.
• marssella: what is it?
• me: i only partake in illicit sexual relations if there is 90s boyband music playing.
• marssella: me too actually, so that's perfect.
• me: N*SYNC or backstreet boys?
• marssella: backstreet boys. that nick carter gets me off in .2 seconds.
• me= jordan marssella=me