he's just not that into you.

• marssella: he looks intense.
• me: i know. you should see him in bed.
• marssella: can i?
• me: you can rent our sextape at blockbuster. as opposed to "he's just not that into you" it's called "he's definetly inside of you".
• marssella: i'm on my way to get it right now.
• me: there's an alternative ending.
• marssella: best. day. EVER.