June 2009
65 posts
Watchmarzy:
did she just become my hero? yyyyyup!
marssella would be an amazing rapper. LMAO!
my last name.
justin: i don't like your last name.
me: why?
justin: it's wierd.
me: you're wierd.
justin: i just don't like it. maybe if it was killa.
me: oh yes. jordan killa.
justin: or killsbitchesformoneys.
me: best name EVER.
“WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!”
– someone in (502) -(i find this to be a quote that will one day be a title of a photo album.) (via marzy)
Watchwearenowhereanditsnow:
jakeandamir:
coupon.
“i get it. it looks like a banana vagina. now go back to your desk.”
“hey babe.”
“please don’t make that a thing that you call me.”
“hey how you’ve been?
hey i havent heard or seen or talk to u in a while so...”
– these words just changed my life around. im not even kidding. they dont seem like much. but because who they are from i will never be the same. im like sorta going into shock. i dont know what to think. (via marzy)
favorites.
marzy:
so i just told someone that if i think of the top 10 clostest people to me from college that none of their stories are really that close. then i was like who are my top 10. so i decided to make a list. and i decided to make it on tumblr. whatevs. they are not neccessarily in order.
Jordan Kossuth
Kyleigh Day
Sara Salefske
Jake Nash
Scott Barnes
Ben Struble
Dan Charboneau
Paul...
real life disney princess's happy ever afters →
(via marzy)
marzy:
(831): There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he’d eat me if I refused. I love college.
Personally i think Sara’s Mcdonalds Dinosaur story was waaay better!
boy meets world meets textsfromlastnight.
wearenowhereanditsnow:
(317): i heard topanga got a dui. i need that mugshot asap.
(618): id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i love it.
currently: sitting in a coffee shop on my laptop, looking overly intelligent while reading through page after page of ridiculous texts. ahhh, this is the life.
“well you’re just being a bitch. you should go march in the macy’s bitchgivings...”
– me, in a drunk voicemail. (via wearenowhereanditsnow)
my life is average. →
wearenowhereanditsnow:
lizbot:
the opposite of the fmylife website.
love it.
today, while sleeping, I got too hot. so I pulled the covers off, but I got too cold. then, I put one leg in and one leg out and then I was comfortable. MLIA
today my wife of 10 years left me. she came back after grocery shopping. she also got gas. MLIA
my ass
Boy: Side Note. I just thought i would remind you that you have like the second greatest ass in the world!
Me: Lmao. Thank You. Who's First?
Boy: To be completely honest it is rachel. My ex. I dont know if i will ever find an ass better than that! she has a dancers ass.
Me: Oh. Kay then... What is my ass?
Boy: Your ass is a pop lock and drop it ass. As well as a shake it shake it ass. i can imagine it would be great to grab.
marzy:
to Sara: (970): I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said “pretend i’m your pet dinosaur” so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i have felt this way before haha: (509): Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I...
marzy:
musicofmyheart24-7:
sheisdead:
...
Watchmarzy:
streeter:
giancarlofiorentini:
Lin Manuel Miranda from “In the Heights” came by to star in this Hardly Working with some of “Freestyle Love Supreme.” They don’t give Tony’s away for nothing.
Also featured are Freestyle Love Supreme members UTK and Shockwave. Amir and I caught their show at Comix last month and it was one of the best comedy shows I’ve ever seen. If you ever have a...
“a women without a man is like a fish without a bycicle”
– Gloria Steinem (via marzy)
marzy:
(432): “you’ve got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon.” That’s what a homeless guy just told me.
(336): I don’t make mistakes…just understandable bad choices.
(248): Yo dont text me then not text me —completely understand :/
(859): I feel like death. Did you die last night? (305): Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta! (859): unreal. Greatest comeback since...
“i love you because you are amazing, beautiful, fantastic, have great taste, you...”
– text from Pauly Price (via marzy)
“a women without a man is like a fish without a bycicle”
– Gloria Steinem (via marzy)
me: i hit a new low. i dreamt about a mcdonalds i've never seen.
ps. it was the most beautiful mcdonalds i have ever seen
Jordan: hahaha i love you for that. i dreamt the vampires from 30 days of night were making me watch their movie before killing me
Me: lmao. but still. i think i won.
jordan: you did hit a new low. lol
Me: it looked like a castle. but in my defence i havent really eaten since monday. yeap... still low.
jordan: no excuses marssella.
me: i understand
themed party.
marzy:
(815): the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero…by herself… who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you’re the only guest?
—we will be having our own theme party next semester! since we didnt last semester like we were suppose to.
ALSO! i think our first party back at central we should have our own theme. if the party does not already...
marzy:
(920): i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir (952): details? (920): alcohol + bed + penis = sex —math i understand
(618): id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
(484): I totally just used John Mayer’s lyrics to get laid. —would work on me
themed party.
marzy:
(815): the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero…by herself… who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you’re the only guest?
—we will be having our own theme party next semester! since we didnt last semester like we were suppose to.
ALSO! i think our first party back at central we should have our own theme. if the party does not already...
“Love is a leap…& you’ve inspired me to jump.”
– (via monicabrittny) (via marzy)
marssella says: you wanna know what sounds so good?
Dan says: what?
marssella says: food.
Dan says: like what kind of food
marssella says: any kind.
not ice cream, pudding, or soup though
Dan says: oh lol but anything else
marssella says: yeah anything else sounds so good.
im so hungry dude its crazy
Dan says: yea i could definately eat some food
i think pizza sounds pretty good
marssella says: yeah for sure it does.
i have pizza in my fridge...
Dan says: i dont even have a micirowave here
marssella says: thats nuts. lol
Dan says: it sucks
marssella says: i wouldnt know what to do without a microwave lol
Dan says: i know thats what i said when i got here
i told them the first thing im gonna buy them is a fucking microwave
i cant believe they dont have one
marssella says: lol good call
fired up.
nick: yeah bro, what's so great about this girl.
shawn: she gets so into cheering. and she orders pudding for dessert.
nick: now you're just listing things that people do.
shawn: sometimes she writes in pencil.
fired up.
nick: yeah bro, what's so great about this girl.
shawn: she gets so into cheering. and she orders pudding for dessert.
nick: now you're just listing things that people do.
shawn: sometimes she writes in pencil.
wearenowhereanditsnow:
i wanna - the all...
new phone.
wearenowhereanditsnow:
in order to purge my old phone of all the great texts it received i decided to post its greatest hits of inbox messages.
elise: he chugged 11 of those milk things today. and then people were punching him to make him puke.
andy: do you like my sex?
sara: what happened last night? i think i threw up?
david: you’re like a genie. you drunkdialed me last night. you said...
how i met yo momz.
barney: alright, fine, the stripper at stewart's bachelor party was a 15.
ted: she was a FIFTEEN?!
barney: a 15. like in blackjack.
ted: as in not sure whether you'd hit it?
barney: exactly.
ted: nice.
Watchwearenowhereanditsnow:
jakeandamir:
fashion tips.
my favorite episode of jake and amir, hands down.
“ahhh am i ready for summer? yeah. i think so.”
texts from last night.
wearenowhereanditsnow:
more texts that i find myself wondering if i’ve sent…
(703): whenever i’m sad i just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.
(845): what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
(440): we got bored. so we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
(127): i was so drunk last night i ate cereal...
jordan?
wearenowhereanditsnow:
iwasonthehighway:
(518): of course im so fucked up sarah. i fight away tornadoes.
are you there, jordan? it’s me, sarah.
oh yeah. i’m here. just….fighting away tornadoes.
a typical 2:30 conversation.
marsella: excuse me miss. i saw you from across the room. and i was wondering...will you go home with me?
me: yes to costumes, no to props.
marssella: agreed.
me: there is one thing i must admit.
marssella: what is it?
me: i only partake in illicit sexual relations if there is 90s boyband music playing.
marssella: me too actually, so that's perfect.
me: N*SYNC or backstreet boys?
marssella: backstreet boys. that nick carter gets me off in .2 seconds.
me= jordan marssella=me
so wrong they were right.
wearenowhereanditsnow:
upon stumbling across the movie “the adventures of foodboy”, i decided to summon a top-five list of other awesomely bad movies. the kind of movies that are so wrong….they’re right.
bad reputation [comparable to mean girls. if lindsay lohan had started chopping people’s dicks off.]
p2 [a christmastime horror movie set in a parking garage. yes please.]
popstar [two...
he's just not that into you.
marssella: he looks intense.
me: i know. you should see him in bed.
marssella: can i?
me: you can rent our sextape at blockbuster. as opposed to "he's just not that into you" it's called "he's definetly inside of you".
marssella: i'm on my way to get it right now.
me: there's an alternative ending.
marssella: best. day. EVER.
is there such a thing?
kid: wanna buy some acid.
or some x.
Me: umm... yeah about that. NO.
kid: ookay. sorrry.
i just want you
to try something
way cooler than
getting drunk and
sexing guys.
familure?
marzy:
(505): My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
(302): I seriously can’t date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
(516): i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night…….they got it right
(913): omg… punch me in the throat… I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I’m not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
...
bleachers.
david: ;alksdjf;lakjsdd;flkjas;ldkfj
me: that's crazy. i just thought the exact same thing. are you standing outside my window reading my mind?
david: i thought that's what you were thinking. and yes, i'm outside watching you. i have a bag of popcorn and no pants.
me: i thought that was you, i wasn't totally sure however, considering there are several other people i see watching in my window. they're considering putting in bleachers. but of course you already know that.
anesthesia
marzy:
i woke up from anesthesia crying because i wanted jordan and i didnt know who Kabe was (i pronounced it Gabe i just seen it in my head as Kabe) then i was like oh. nevermind. i know who he is i just want jordan.
right now i keep falling asleep. like ill br awake then next thing i know im waking up. like could be just ten minutes but its weird.
surgery went fine. and its not really that...
anesthesia
marzy:
i woke up from anesthesia crying because i wanted jordan and i didnt know who Kabe was (i pronounced it Gabe i just seen it in my head as Kabe) then i was like oh. nevermind. i know who he is i just want jordan.
right now i keep falling asleep. like ill br awake then next thing i know im waking up. like could be just ten minutes but its weird.
surgery went fine. and its not really that...